Ray Lesser's Columns

• My Dining Room Is In My Garage (as appeared in the September 2008 Funny Times)
• Mom's Guide To Life (as appeared in the August 2008 Funny Times)
• Survival Of The Sexiest (as appeared in the July 2008 Funny Times)
• Family History (as appeared in the June 2008 Funny Times)
• The Great American Cheat Sheet (as appeared in the May 2008 Funny Times)
• Cleveland Gets a C+ (as appeared in the April 2008 Funny Times)
• Poor Raymond's Almanac (as appeared in the March 2008 Funny Times)
• Best Ideas Of The Year (as appeared in the February 2008 Funny Times)
• Cheapstakes Go Green (as appeared in the January 2008 Funny Times)
• Quick And Easy (as appeared in the December 2007 Funny Times)
• The iPod In My Brain (as appeared in the November 2007 Funny Times)
• Why Are My Friends Making Me Fat? (as appeared in the October 2007 Funny Times)
• America's No Class Culture (as appeared in the September 2007 Funny Times)
• Is Dad In Danger Of Losing His Job? (as appeared in the August 2007 Funny Times)
• A Conmenist Takeover (as appeared in the July 2007 Funny Times)
• Why Twitter? Because I'm Here (as appeared in the June 2007 Funny Times)
• So Much To Be Afraid Of (as appeared in the May 2007 Funny Times)
• Evidence Of Children (as appeared in the April 2007 Funny Times)
• The Transfathead Tax (as appeared in the March 2007 Funny Times)
• Poor Raymond's Almanac (as appeared in the February 2007 Funny Times)
• Puzzles (as appeared in the January 2007 Funny Times)
• Pay With Your Finger (as appeared in the December 2006 Funny Times)
• Turning '50s (as appeared in the November 2006 Funny Times)
• Rules Are Rules (as appeared in the October 2006 Funny Times)
• The Tolerance Teachings Of Genghis Khan (as appeared in the September 2006 Funny Times)
• The Future Revisited (as appeared in the August 2006 Funny Times)
• Don't Take Candy From Strangers (as appeared in the July 2006 Funny Times)
• A CEO's Secrets of Power (as appeared in the June 2006 Funny Times)
• Coming Soon: The Future (as appeared in the May 2006 Funny Times)
• Happiness Breeds Success (as appeared in the April 2006 Funny Times)
• General Motors To Merge With Exxon/Mobil (as appeared in the March 2006 Funny Times)
• Poor Raymond's Almanac (as appeared in the February 2006 Funny Times)
• Do-It-Yourself Psychology Exam (as appeared in the January 2006 Funny Times)
• New Holidays (as appeared in the December 2005 Funny Times)
• Woodstock Farm (as appeared in the November 2005 Funny Times)
• A Day In Your Life Productions (as appeared in the October 2005 Funny Times)
• Upperville Is Downersville (as appeared in the September 2005 Funny Times)
• Grey Is The New Blond (as appeared in the August 2005 Funny Times)
• Desperate Homeowners (as appeared in the July 2005 Funny Times)
• Baby Boomers Will Become Immortal (as appeared in the June 2005 Funny Times)
• What A Relief! (as appeared in the May 2005 Funny Times)
• The Gates (as appeared in the April 2005 Funny Times)
• The CEO's Union (as appeared in the March 2005 Funny Times)
• Poor Raymond's Almanac (as appeared in the February 2005 Funny Times)
• The Applesauce Project (as appeared in the January 2005 Funny Times)
• What Do You Really Want? (as appeared in the December 2004 Funny Times)
• Ralphaholics Anonymous (as appeared in the November 2004 Funny Times)
• Improvements (as appeared in the October 2004 Funny Times)
• Everybody Needs An Editor (as appeared in the September 2004 Funny Times)
• The "I'll Be The Dog" Diet (as appeared in the August 2004 Funny Times)
• A Funny Thing Happened On The Way... (as appeared in the July 2004 Funny Times)
• The Parent Gene (as appeared in the June 2004 Funny Times)
• If I Only Had Brain (as appeared in the May 2004 Funny Times)
• Amending The Constitution (as appeared in the April 2004 Funny Times)
• Poor Raymond's Almanac (as appeared in the March 2004 Funny Times)
• The Spiritual Offenders' Detention Center (as appeared in the February 2004 Funny Times)
• The Garage Sale Economy (as appeared in the January 2004 Funny Times)
• Useless Discoveries (as appeared in the December 2003 Funny Times)
• The Votemobile (as appeared in the November 2003 Funny Times)
• In The Dark (as appeared in the October 2003 Funny Times)
• 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective People (as appeared in the September 2003 Funny Times)
• Poor Ray's Almanac (as appeared in the August 2003 Funny Times)
• I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle (as appeared in the July 2003 Funny Times)
• Homeland Security Self-Examination (as appeared in the June 2003 Funny Times)
• Let Someone Else Do It (as appeared in the May 2003 Funny Times)
• Duct Tape And Cover Up (as appeared in the April 2003 Funny Times)
• Dad Is A Boring Ad (as appeared in the March 2003 Funny Times)
• The No-Service Economy (as appeared in the February 2003 Funny Times)
• The News Can Kill You (as appeared in the January 2003 Funny Times)
• Bowling For Baghdad (as appeared in the December 2002 Funny Times)
• Pies For Peace (as appeared in the November 2002 Funny Times)
• What Is "Clean" Content? (as appeared in the October 2002 Funny Times)
• Fantasy Baseball (as appeared in the September 2002 Funny Times)
• The Slower I Go (as appeared in the August 2002 Funny Times)
• Twenty Things I Learned From God (as appeared in the July 2002 Funny Times)
• The Lunatics Channel (as appeared in the June 2002 Funny Times)
• It's All In Your Imagination (as appeared in the May 2002 Funny Times)
• The Things I Can't Live Without (as appeared in the April 2002 Funny Times)
• The Bible Of War (as appeared in the March 2002 Funny Times)
• Spy vs. Spy (as appeared in the February 2002 Funny Times)
• Parenting, Then And Now (as appeared in the January 2002 Funny Times)

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