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By Ray Lesser
When you depress the handle on the toilet, you expect it to flush. You want whatever you have recently deposited into the toilet bowl to disappear from your life forever.
By Ray Lesser
Funny Times editor Ray Lesser’s humorous editorial satire from the April 2002 issue of Funny Times
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Sue Wolpert I live in Cleveland Heights, Ohio. My front yard is a big garden. I moved the garden from the back yard when all of the sun back there was lost to the shade of growing trees. For several years I imagined moving the garden to the front, and then one fall I Read More