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Cartoon of the Week for October 5, 2016

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October 5, 2016

October 2016 Featured Extra

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The Ask Ray Hotline

By Ray Lesser

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I’m standing on my head, in a slightly ecstatic meditative state, when my cell phone rings. Since I’m waiting to hear from my agent if my screenplay is being optioned, I race to answer it. Continue reading

In My Shoes: Advice To A Graduate’s Father

By Ray Lesser

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What would you do if you were in my shoes? It’s easy to imagine living someone else’s life for them, only minus the bad dates, hangovers, and nights spent stuck in layover at the Newark, NJ, airport. In our imaginations, we can see all the positives in a person’s life, and also the ways in which they’re not living up to their potential. Nowhere do we do a better job at living someone else’s life for them than we do with our children.

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Advice From My Eight-Year-Old Me

By Ray Lesser

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Dear Ray,

You’re all grown up now, and have probably forgotten a lot of the things you used to do. But I just want to remind you of some of my favorite stuff, which I hope maybe you’ll take some time to do just because it’s fun and why not enjoy your life even if you are old? Continue reading

Kite String Theory

By Ray Lesser

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Kite string theory ties everything that’s wrong with the world into one neat, impossible-to-open package. Continue reading

Poor Raymond’s Almanac

By Ray Lesser

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Courteous Reader,

Last year the bottom fell out, the top lost its head, but the middle muddled through. Many of our biggest banks managed to collapse by following the motto: “Give credit where credit is dubious.” Continue reading

Funny Business – Better Business Advice From The President Of Funny Times

By Ray Lesser

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Last year, our company, The Funny Times, made $38.7 billion more than General Motors. Or to put it another way, we lost $38.7 billion less than General Motors. Continue reading

Cartoon of the Week for August 06, 2008

Funny student Sipress school  cartoon, August 06, 2008

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