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A person reading a story to an infant held in their arms: "and so the outdated and archaic dinosaur john henry rightfully fell dead in his tracks while the shiny new steam drill went on to great success & riches - his children's children eventually becoming the supreme beings/masters of the universe, though still cool and just regular guys. The end."
Cartoon of the Week for June 23, 2004