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A person reading a story to an infant held in their arms: "and so the outdated and archaic dinosaur john henry rightfully fell dead in his tracks while the shiny new steam drill went on to great success & riches - his children's children eventually becoming the supreme beings/masters of the universe, though still cool and just regular guys. The end."
Cartoon Drawing of the September 2023 Issue of Funny Times Magazine. The masthead reads, "We're living in Funny Times." The featured artwork is by cartoonist False Knees of a bird beautifying its nest.