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A Peek Inside the Issue

BIRTHDAYS

a kid reading a list to a disapproving-looking parent. Caption reads: "What I'd like for my birthday. Please listen carefully as menu has changed..."
two flies in front of a birthday cake with hats and balloons. one says "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said SHEET cake..."
Someone being served a birthday cake around a table of revelers drinking red wine. The caption reads "I do belive this is the year you go fro a "miss" to a "ma'am."
A character hands a basket of laundry to another. caption reads "happy birthday, mom, the detergent is on me this time."
a flock of pigeons are munching on crumbs while a crew of enthusiastic waiters clap and sing "haaaaapy happy happy birthday!". One pigeon says "ugh, you guys - who told the waiter?"
a school of puffer fish at a surprise birthday party. One fish says "yes we did! We totally got you!" the puffed-up birthday fish, looking unimpressed says "no, you didn't"
two desert islands with ocean between them. A castaway on one island says to the other: "next week I'm throwing a birthday party"
Two medieval jousters - one rides a horse and the other is being ridden by the horse. The caption reads "it's his birthday"
witches celebrate a birthday. there are lots of candles on the cake and a little witch burning at the stake figurine. the birthday witch says "real funny, girls"

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