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Republican elephant, in 'Morality Police' uniform, is in a library, and has pulled down the letters 'LGBTQ' from an overhead flag banner of alphabet letters. He's commanding the librarian, "Hide these behind the counter!" Cartoon by Walt Handelsman
Cartoon by Walt Handelsman

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A Peek into the March 2023 Issue

Quiet Quitting

Boss says to worker, who is filming him across his desk, "Cut! For the last time, you're fired."
Man in front of sinkful of filthy dishes, with flies hovering, speaking to bereted companion, "It's actually a piece in my ongoing series about domesticity."
Conflict of Disinterest: Cubicle worker saying to his boss, "Yes, I have a side job with the competition, but I don't put in much effort at either place."
Vizier speaking to smiling king reclining on throne, "The jester called out sick, so he sent in a batch of cartoons."
Seated office worker, with a pen hidden behind his back, secretly writes "You are a Jackass" on the front side of his boss' desk. Boss looks angry.
Office worker stands on desk, hollers "I Quit! You hear me? IIIIIIIII Quiiiiiiit!" Captioned "When quiet quitters suddenly snap"

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Murmurs and Musings


I can’t wait to board that airplane that’ll take me on my dream vacation to the golden rolling hills of California. I can’t wait to grab my suitcase to pack and have the fraying handle finally fall off in my hand.