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Cartoonists Corner: Ruben Bolling and Tom Tomorrow

Ruben Bolling and Tom Tomorrow talk about how they hustled their way into cartooning alongside Matt Groening and Linda Barry, the struggles of delivering political satire in today’s world and their personal experiences with the transition from print to the web.

News of the Weird – June 2026

In Mount Gambier, Australia, a large sculpture called Cast in Blue has garnered attention from locals since its installation last year, ABC News reported. A woman from Mount Gambier, Australia, added her own personal touches to the "blue blob" late last year, and on March 24, she pleaded guilty in court to a charge of making graffiti. According to Vanderhorst, she was high on MDMA and had consumed three liters of vodka before placing googly eyes on the sculpture. She said she wanted to make it look funny but admitted it was "one of the stupidest things I've ever done." She was ordered to pay $2,000 in compensation and complete 60 hours of community service. "Your actions mocked the sculpture and the artist," said Magistrate Kylie Schulz.

Hot Ideas for the 2020s

Tired of strangers in the cafe giving you dirty looks while you're on your cell trying to be heard over the noise of the cappuccino machine? In the middle of a Zoom meeting when the poet at the next table suddenly spills their latte on your laptop? Imagine a soundproof, clear rectangular cubicle where anyone can go to make telephone calls, isolated from the eavesdropping of a bunch of unemployed actors and overcaffeinated retirees. Who wouldn't like a private, quiet spot to conduct important or intimate conversations? A savvy entrepreneur could start the Phone Booth™ business by putting cubicles on urban street corners, or inside coffee shops, malls, airports and other noisy high traffic areas and charging a nominal fee to pay for the booths' installation and upkeep, say 25 cents for every three minutes of use, payable in some sort of digital token. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Money Making Opportunities!

Did you recently get Xed out of your job by the world's richest man so that he could become the world's richerest man? Or maybe you just finished going hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt in order to obtain a degree in history, political science, mathematics or any one of the dozens of fields soon to become dominated by AI "experts" who are even bigger know-it-alls than you can ever be.

News of the Weird – May 2026

Government in Action Call in to the Washington state Department of Licensing, and you'll have the option for Spanish language communication. At least that's...

Cartoonists Corner: Dave Coverly and Hilary Price

A discussion with Dave Coverly and Hilary Price about the process of making cartoons, the anatomy of making a funny cartoon and how they discovered the power of cartoons

News of the Weird – April 2026

Shop Till Ewe DropShepherd Dieter Michler had no real answers for why 50 members of his flock split from the 500-sheep herd and made...

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Knocking on Harvey’s Door

This conversation is excerpted from The Funny Times Podcast, which explores the history of humor — and the relationships and stories the paper has cultivated over the past 40 years in print.

News of the Weird – March 2026

EDITOR'S NOTE: News of the Weird extends greetings for a peaceful and happy new year full of memorable weird moments. While you're ringing in...

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News of the Weird – January/February 2026

Animal Antics Ray Ray the cat clearly did not want to be left behind when his family left their home in Kittanning, Pennsylvania, for Keene,...