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Money Making Opportunities!

Did you recently get Xed out of your job by the world's richest man so that he could become the world's richerest man? Or maybe you just finished going hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt in order to obtain a degree in history, political science, mathematics or any one of the dozens of fields soon to become dominated by AI "experts" who are even bigger know-it-alls than you can ever be.

News of the Weird – May 2026

Government in Action Call in to the Washington state Department of Licensing, and you'll have the option for Spanish language communication. At least that's...

Cartoonists Corner: Dave Coverly and Hilary Price

A discussion with Dave Coverly and Hilary Price about the process of making cartoons, the anatomy of making a funny cartoon and how they discovered the power of cartoons

News of the Weird – April 2026

Shop Till Ewe DropShepherd Dieter Michler had no real answers for why 50 members of his flock split from the 500-sheep herd and made...

Schedule 1040-2026

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Knocking on Harvey’s Door

This conversation is excerpted from The Funny Times Podcast, which explores the history of humor — and the relationships and stories the paper has cultivated over the past 40 years in print.

News of the Weird – March 2026

EDITOR'S NOTE: News of the Weird extends greetings for a peaceful and happy new year full of memorable weird moments. While you're ringing in...

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News of the Weird – January/February 2026

Animal Antics Ray Ray the cat clearly did not want to be left behind when his family left their home in Kittanning, Pennsylvania, for Keene,...

Annoyances

We are constantly being reminded of all the terrible things going on in the world by our news feeds, Substacks, email blasts, and Cousin Rudy, who calls every morning with his latest doomscrolling updates. I am fully aware that the end of the world could be only one bad bowel movement away by our current Commander of the nuclear football...

News of the Weird – December 2025

Animal Antics A black swan nicknamed "Mr. Terminator" was removed from his adopted home in Stratford-upon-Avon, England, on Sept. 30, the Independent reported. The swan,...

OH NO! Not Another Story About AI

We're all hearing a lot about AI and how it's going to completely change the world as we know it, or possibly, depending on the algorithm that AI is feeding you, is a hoax perpetrated by the same people who brought you the QAnon shaman and will someday be remembered the same way as the Edsel, or "New Coke", or the totally faked "moon landing".