Road Trip

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“If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.” — Yogi Berra After a year of responsible isolation, echoey Zoom meetings, and hundreds of miles of walking around my block, I’m really looking forward to taking a road trip this summer. Before I had my own car I used to hitchhike to explore the country. When you …[ Read More ]

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French For Dummies

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The pandémique is far from over, but ever since I got my first dose of Le Vaccin I’ve been dreaming about going to Quebec or Paris, or possibly even the French Bistro on the West Side if they ever allow indoor dining again. To prepare myself for that glorious day I’ve been brushing up on my French for Dummies. Here …[ Read More ]

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Once Upon A Time

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Once upon a time there was a kingdom whose king hated kingdoms.  As the oldest son, Prince Bongo knew almost from the time he could talk that he would someday become King of Cheshire. Of course this created quite a bit of sibling rivalry with his brothers John, Paul, and George as well as his sister Scarlett, even though she …[ Read More ]

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If At First You Don’t Succeed

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On the way to Kitty Hawk to become the first man to fly an airplane Wilbur Wright got his pants caught in his bike chain and crashed into a sand dune. Meanwhile Orville spilled hot coffee on his living room carpet, making a stain that never completely came clean. Before Bonnie and Clyde became world renowned bank robbers they spent …[ Read More ]

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What’s Your Superpower?

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Even though he might not be faster than a speeding bullet or able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, my friend, Chris, has one superpower that would make even Superman envious. Everywhere he goes people feed him. Once I was visiting and couldn’t help noticing, “Chris, in the week I’ve been here I haven’t seen you pay for …[ Read More ]

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A Jewish Christmas

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Christmas is always a slightly strange time of year for a Jew in America. The majority of the country suddenly goes into a frenzy of preparations for the big day, chopping trees, stringing lights, buying, wrapping and hiding gifts and occasionally even going to church. School for the year winds down in a series of concerts, plays, and marathon test …[ Read More ]

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Pandemic Progress

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We’ve made great strides since the pandemic started in coping with our ever more surreal reality. I noticed that in New York City they’ve recently started to issue $50 tickets to passengers who aren’t wearing masks on the subway. “Yeah, but how are they going to enforce that,” said Sue. “The kind of people who won’t wear a mask are …[ Read More ]

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Forgetting

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I keep forgetting what I’m trying to remember and remembering what I’m trying to forget. It’s possible that if I could somehow reverse my brain I would be more alert, happier, and even possibly sane. Does this mean I need to swap my left brain for my right and vice versa? Or perhaps I should practice standing on my head …[ Read More ]

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My Personal Pandemic Podcasting Network

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I’m the kind of person who always likes to listen to something when I’m alone, whether it be the radio, stereo, or the neighbors next door arguing about whose turn it is to walk the dog. I also enjoy podcasts when I’m cooking or painting, catching up on various NPR shows I have missed. But lately I have a new …[ Read More ]

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My Guinness World Records

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The Guinness Book of World Records was first published in 1955 and holds its own world record, as the Best Selling Copyrighted Book of All Time. (Whichever of the disciples forgot to file a copyright for the Holy Bible is probably not going to be up for a promotion anytime soon.) The Record Book was originally conceived by a managing director …[ Read More ]

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