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October 2026 Issue

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This issue features hilarious cartoons and stories about: Halloween, Grandkids, Mermaids, Salad, Bad Ideas, Hotels, Knights, Scary Movies, News and more!

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With Cartoons By: Isabella Bannerman, Clay Bennett, Tyson Cole, Todd Condron, Dave Coverly, Bob Eckstein, Bill Griffith, Scott Hilburn, Jeff Hobbs, Lynn Hsu, John Jonik, Keith Knight, Scott Masear, Dan Misdea, Chris Monroe, Mark Parisi, Joel Pett, Rina Piccolo, K.A. Polzin, Hilary B. Price, Crowden Satz, Harley Schwadron, Maria Scrivan, Jen Sorensen, Phil Witte, Matt Wuerker …and many more!

October 2026 Features:

At The Dentist
By Dave Barry

Return With Me Now to Those Salad Days of Yesteryear
By Carolyn J. Rose

Gerber Adult Baby Food and Other Epic Marketing Disasters
By Tim Jones

Grandparenthood
By Jackie Allison

Canada’s Linguistic Crisis
By David Martin

Rogue’s Gallery
By Peter Kuper

Artificial Stupidity
By Raymond Lesser

Plus:

  • The Borowitz Report
  • News of the Weird
  • The Funny Times crossword
  • One Hundred Word Rant
  • Harper’s Index

…and much more!

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October 2026 Issue

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The October 2026 issue of Funny Times features hilarious cartoons and stories about: Halloween, Grandkids, Mermaids, Salad, Bad Ideas, Hotels, Knights, Scary Movies, News and more!

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Today we share our conversation with legendary humorist Andy Borowitz. You probably know Andy from his satirical news column, The Borowitz Report, which has been running for 25 years and is now available in print exclusively through Funny Times. His conversation with Ray Lesser takes us from his early years in Ohio (why are so many funny people from Cleveland?? You’ll have to listen to find out!) - through his days on the Harvard Lampoon and journey to Hollywood. But most importantly, Andy pulls out his crystal ball and tells us how the Trump regime is going to end. As always, this is fake news not to be missed.

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I met Serah at a fern bar downtown. It was one of those devastatingly dark upscale dives, the dim recesses crammed with plastic plants, except for a few chameleon vines under grow lights in the window as a beacon to any pseudo-intellectual passing by looking for an oasis in the urban jungle. Serah was sitting at the bar, nursing a brightly colored pink mocktail, which matched her hair and lipstick. Her fingernails were long and black, as was her sequin trimmed synthetic outfit, and the head of the anaconda tattoo slithering out of her collar onto her neck. Her wrists were covered with translucent neon beads, and she wore two long strands of faux pearls around her neck.

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