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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

Ray’s Theory Of Assholes

If you act like an asshole, you become magnetically attractive to all other assholes (as well as other celestial bodies filled with hot air...

Cooking For Myself

For many years of my life it was impossible to cook too much food. With three kids and all their friends constantly raiding the...

A Peace Of Cherry Pie

Can a piece of homemade cherry pie overcome a voodoo spell? You be the judge. Before we started The Funny Times, Sue and I lived...

Old Man Buys New Shoes

I bought a new pair of boots and a new pair of shoes this month because I finally got tired of my feet smelling...

Adventures In Hitchhiking

Why is it that when I finally reach the very brief part of my one hour morning yoga routine that involves trying to quietly...

Interruptions

Why is it that when I finally reach the very brief part of my one hour morning yoga routine that involves trying to quietly...

The Blinks And Winks

I ran into my cousin Bob the other day and he wasn’t staring down at his phone, which made me suspect that something bad...

TV Game Shows For 2022

Name That Trauma A panel of four psychologists try to identify each contestant’s trauma by asking a series of yes/no questions like “Do you ever...

The Big Game

OK fellow fans, especially those of you lucky enough to have tickets for today’s big game. I just want to remind you to stick...

A Night Out

“It was really sweet of your parents to offer to sleep over our house and babysit the boys, wasn’t it? We haven’t had a...

The No-Service Economy

By Raymond Lesser In the old Soviet Union, people stood in line for hours for the chance to buy a loaf of bread. Here in...

10 Cent Beer Night

Many people my age, including Forrest Gump, have had the chance to witness and even participate in world changing historical events such as the...