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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

Why Do I Still Have A Landline?

I get two bills every month for my landline, one for $47.81 from AT&T and another from my long distance provider for $9.61. I...

What Do You Want Be When You Grow Up?

Chocolate consultant? Professional bridesmaid? Dog surfing instructor? Fortune cookie writer? These are currently among the top twenty “most amazing jobs in the world.” But...

Technical Difficulties

I’m not really looking forward to a world where my refrigerator counts my calories and tells me what I’m allowed to eat, or my...

Forty Days, Forty Nights, Forty Years

Forty years ago this month I married my partner in life and Funny Times, Susan Wolpert. As in the biblical saga of Noah it...

Road Trip

“If you don’t know where you’re going, you’ll end up somewhere else.” — Yogi Berra After a year of responsible isolation, echoey Zoom...

French For Dummies

The pandémique is far from over, but ever since I got my first dose of Le Vaccin I’ve been dreaming about going to Quebec...

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time there was a kingdom whose king hated kingdoms.  As the oldest son, Prince Bongo knew almost from the time he could...

If At First You Don’t Succeed

On the way to Kitty Hawk to become the first man to fly an airplane Wilbur Wright got his pants caught in his bike...

What’s Your Superpower?

Even though he might not be faster than a speeding bullet or able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, my friend, Chris,...

A Jewish Christmas

Christmas is always a slightly strange time of year for a Jew in America. The majority of the country suddenly goes into a frenzy...

Pandemic Progress

We’ve made great strides since the pandemic started in coping with our ever more surreal reality. I noticed that in New York City they’ve...

Forgetting

I keep forgetting what I’m trying to remember and remembering what I’m trying to forget. It’s possible that if I could somehow reverse my...