EDITOR’S NOTE: News of the Weird extends greetings for a peaceful and happy new year full of memorable weird moments. While you’re ringing in 2026, enjoy some of our favorite items from earlier in 2025.
That’s Bananas!
Cargo vessels have been in the news lately, but this fruity mishap has folks in southern England on high alert. On Dec. 6, eight containers full of bananas went overboard from a cargo ship, Yahoo! News reported. In West Sussex, rotting fruit has been washing up on the pebbled beaches, the U.K. coast guard said, adding that the public should avoid the areas littered with debris. They also discouraged the public from eating the floating fruits.
Just Had to Know
Friends, acquaintances and other mourners at a funeral in Konchi, a village in Bihar, India, were stunned when Mohan Lal, the man whose funeral they were attending, rose and began taking part in the rituals of the Hindu service. Metro UK reported that the 74-year-old Lal, a retired Air Force veteran, is well-respected in Konchi for his work within the community—which, oddly enough, includes helping to fund and build a crematorium for the rainy seasons—but all of that goodwill didn’t stop Lal from carrying through his plan. “I wanted to witness it myself and see how much respect and affection people give me,” Lal said. Reactions varied from shock to confusion to relief, but Lal was able to calm things down by throwing a feast for the attendees.
“Bright” Idea
Officers stopped a speeding car on Dec. 5 in Door County, Wisconsin, WBAY-TV reported. The sheriff’s office said the car was also missing a front headlight on the driver’s side, but no worries: A handheld flashlight had been jerry-rigged in the spot where the headlight should have been. “A flashlight is not a safe or legal replacement for proper headlights,” authorities said.
Raccoons Gone Wild
An ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, had a break-in early on Nov. 29, but it wasn’t a robber. The New York Times reported that a raccoon fell through the ceiling of the store, then set about trying a wide variety of alcohol: rum, moonshine, peanut butter whiskey, vodka and, of course, eggnog. “It broke several bottles and consumed the spirits,” said Carol Mawyer, PR manager for Virginia ABC. When police and animal control responded, the blotto beast was passed out face-down on the floor of the bathroom. The raccoon woke up after about 1 1/2 hours and showed no signs of injury. It was released back into the wild.
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