Witte Lives By Wits

August 11, 2025

SHARING IS CARING

One dinosaur talks to another, saying "i weigh 60 tons and have a brain the size of a walnut, so, no, I can't say I live by my wits."

A hilarious dinosaur cartoon by Phil Witte, from a peek inside the June 2025 issue. Read more of Phil’s cartoons here!

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Phil Witte

Phil Witte is a cartoonist, humorist, and journalist. Phil’s cartoons have appeared in dozens of publications in the U.S. and U.K., including The Wall Street Journal, Barron's, Private Eye, The New Statesman, and, in collaboration, The New Yorker.

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