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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

Service With A Smile

Funny Times - August 2015 - Ray Lesser's Editorial: Service With A Smile

In The Back Of My Mind

There are thoughts bubbling up somewhere in the back of my mind, kind of like acid reflux. I’m not quite sure what these thoughts...

Domestic News Bulletins

This just in ... Sadie, the dog, has escaped from the backyard. Her whereabouts are currently unknown, although it is suspected that she is...

Rapture Of The Techies

And verily it came to pass, in a blinding flash, the Earth was cleansed of Techies. In the nanosecond of rapture, they all arose,...

Singing

First, you find yourself singing in the shower. You can really rock the shower, so you start strumming some chords on the guitar to...

Goals

You start out in life with no real goals, except for some warm milk and a dry diaper. But pretty soon, you notice these...

Happily Ever After

All anyone ever wants to talk to me about is the Royal Wedding, and how perfect it was, and how lucky I was to...

In A Nutshell

In a nutshell, I’m nuts. Because I’ve been sick for the entire holiday season and I’m sick of being sick. I’m sick of coughing...

He Means Well

Benny means well, he really does. C’mon, didn’t he go and get your car washed for you? You’ve got to love him for that....

Flush

When you depress the handle on the toilet, you expect it to flush. You want whatever you have recently deposited into the toilet bowl...

Why Am I Here?

The man who invented gravity was in town and I had third-row seats to hear him speak. This guy was my hero; I mean...

Post-Traumatic Parent Syndrome

I wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of the baby crying. My beautiful dream of floating on a yacht...