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from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

Honesty Not Always The Best Policy

July 17, 2014

I can’t help myself — I’m an honest guy. Like my dad always told me, "If you tell the truth, then you don’t have...

Lost

June 6, 2014

Sue lost her phone this morning. She was already at work trying desperately to find it, while I was still at home and knew...

Cleaning Up

June 1, 2014

I'm cleaning the refrigerator when I notice there's a bunch of hairy blue spots on my black olives. Is that natural or is it...

The Generalist

May 1, 2014

Generally speaking, I'm a generalist. In college, I majored in General Studies: I wanted to be a General, but unfortunately, when I graduated, there...

Rapture Of The Bosses

April 1, 2014

As the boss, I get to tell everybody at my company exactly what to do. And they get to tell me exactly where I...

Traveling Voices

March 1, 2014

My adventurous voice says, "You've always wanted to go to Colombia, and now's your chance! Exotic locales, ocean breezes, colonial architecture: It's a trip...

What’s Right With Me?

February 1, 2014

People go to the doctor and ask the wrong question: "What's wrong with me?" Hey, the doctor will always find something wrong with you if...

Genius Ideas

January 1, 2014

Ever since the 16th century, when a baby being born becomes stuck, the state-of-the-art tool to aid in its delivery has been the forceps....

Where To Get The Good Stuff

December 1, 2013

There are a million places to get something that's mass-produced, amalgamated, made in China by child slaves or prisoners, and will either break the...

The Important Thing

November 1, 2013

The important thing is that despite the fact that you lost your job, your house and your girlfriend, you've still got Mom and me...

In A Hurry

October 1, 2013

When I'm in a hurry, I'm no longer sane. I try to speed up everything I do so that I can accomplish all the...

Test Drive

September 1, 2013

I have many fond memories of my 11-year-old mini-van, like the time we dragged our then-teenagers 2,000 miles across the country to the parking...

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