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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

A Jewish Christmas

Christmas is always a slightly strange time of year for a Jew in America. The majority of the country suddenly goes into a frenzy...

Pandemic Progress

We’ve made great strides since the pandemic started in coping with our ever more surreal reality. I noticed that in New York City they’ve...

Forgetting

I keep forgetting what I’m trying to remember and remembering what I’m trying to forget. It’s possible that if I could somehow reverse my...

My Personal Pandemic Podcasting Network

I’m the kind of person who always likes to listen to something when I’m alone, whether it be the radio, stereo, or the neighbors...

My Guinness World Records

The Guinness Book of World Records was first published in 1955 and holds its own world record, as the Best Selling Copyrighted Book of...

The New Normal

America right now feels a lot like Cuba did on a trip I took there last year: People are standing in long lines waiting...

How I Spent My Pandemic Vacation

A friend of mine, Bob, recently went on his longest trip since the pandemic began. His mother lives over the border in Pennsylvania, about...

Pandemonium: How To Invest Wisely Before The End Of The World

Disaster is here! The coronavirus might kill us or at the very least make us have to cancel our vacation cruise in the Caribbean,...

Some Crazy Things I Believe

I believe the Democratic Party will retake the Senate and White House this year and that Donald Trump and Mike Pence will eventually end...

The Problems (And Benefits) Of Aging

I often hear people complaining about getting older, frequently when I’m muttering to myself since nobody really wants to hear what I have to...

What Everyone Needs

What we need: Companionship What we settle for: Sitting on the couch with our phones watching a social media stream featuring 12 pictures of our...

When I’m 64

I recently turned 64 and as part of the festivities my daughter checked the Meriam-Webster website’s Time Traveler feature to find out which words...