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March 2025 Issue

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SHARING IS CARING
A cartoon drawing on a newspaper masthead reads, "We're Living in Funny Times." The featured cartoon on the cover is by Matt Wuerker. The cartoon depicts two market stalls at the "Media Market." One stall looks like a classic butcher, labeled "Journalism," and promises "prime cuts" and "Facts Checked—Sourced." The other Stall is labeled "Social Media–Mystery Meat," which consumers happily gobble up because it is "FREE, FREE, FREE!" A sign on the stall reads, "I have no idea where it comes from. Could be bad actors ...Who knows?!"

 

Inside this issue: Dave Barry’s Year in Review, poetry with Raymond Lesser, Bob Eckstein’s confirmation hearing, a chat with Stan Mack, Advice from Nicole Rossa, The Borowitz Report, the Funny Times crossword, Harper’s Index, Phil Witte gives directions, Curmudgeon on dogs, News of the Weird, Excuses with Richard Lederer, Dave Maleckar’s 100 Word Rant, a flashback to 2007 with Lenore Skenazy, trivia with Raymond Lesser.


With Cartoons By: Clay Bennett, Harry Bliss, Kyle Bravo, Nathan Cooper, Todd Condron, Dave Coverly, George Danby, Bob Eckstein, Steve Greenberg, Bill Griffith, Joe Heller, Marian Henley, John Kastner, Keith Knight, Peter Kuper, Taylor Jones, Mary Lawton, Stan Mack, Scott Masear, Sarah Morrissette, Mark Parisi, Joel Pett, Dan Perkins, Ted Rall,  Andy Singer, Mark Stivers, Ward Sutton, P.C. Vey, Bill Whitehead, Phil Witte…and many more!

Featuring:
 
A Dog’s Life? Pets Live Better Than I Do
By Lenore Skenazy
 
How Shall I Scam Thee
By Raymond Lesser
 
What’s In Your Cabinet? 
By Bob Eckstein
 
A Chat with Stan Mack
By Mia Beach
 
Rootin’ and Tootin’: Happiness Advice from Chuckwagon Jack, Cowboy Poet
By Nicole Rossa
 
100 Word Rant
By Dave Maleckar
 
Driving Directions to My Place Way Out in the Sticks
By Phil Witte
 
Excuses, Excuses
By Richard Lederer
 
Dave Barry’s Year in Review
 
Fun Facts
By Raymond Lesser

 

Plus: 
  • The Borowitz Report
  • News of the Weird
  • The Funny Times Crossword
  • Curmudgeon on Dogs
  • One Hundred Word Rant
  • Harper’s Index

and much more!

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