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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

Loopholes & Shortcuts: The Lazy Man’s Guide To Home Repair

I went on a do-it-yourself website recently to get some of the latest tips on the best ways to quickly and easily take care...

I’ve Forgotten More Than I Ever Knew

I’ve forgotten more than I ever knew. In other words the sum total of the knowledge currently in my brain is less than all the...

When The Last Kid Moves Out

Ravi, our youngest, recently moved out of town into an apartment that he’s sharing with friends. Before he left we let him know how...

Cows

We once had cows where we lived. They weren’t our cows but they always acted like they belonged on our land and we didn’t. We...

Remembering What It’s Like To Be A Kid

I forgot what it was like to be a kid until I had kids of my own, and then I was too busy trying...

How To Remember To Forget

Everyone has had a few things in their life that they’d like to forget ever happened. That time in third grade choir when you...

The Lose 10 Pounds Following My Wife Around Exercise Plan

A couple of months ago my wife Sue noticed that her phone had a built-in app which kept track of every step she took...

Things My Family Must Do To Make Me Happy

I’ve worked my whole life to take care of you and make sure you had everything you needed or, depending on how you’re related...

The Political Apology You’ll Never Hear

I’m really sorry that I allowed corporations to become people. But you have to understand how much money they were willing to give me...

Getting The Most Out Of Life

How is today different from any other day? Will it be another in an endless series of wake up, drink coffee, work, listen to...

While We Weren’t Paying Attention

Other News From 2018 While we were busy obsessing over Robert Mueller and his investigation of the Trump Crime Family, and their ongoing relocations from...

Mamazon.com

Amazon has become the go-to place to fulfill all your shopping needs without ever having to leave the comfort of your phone. Mama has a...
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THINK THIS THROUGH BEFORE YOU DIY

Ray Lesser Editorials 4
There are a lot of chores that I'm perfectly happy to let someone else do for me. It's not that I'm incapable of doing many of them. Yes, I know how to mow my lawn, or fix a leaky faucet, or change the oil in my car. But is that really how I want to spend Saturday morning, when I could, instead be working on the crossword puzzle and counting how many charms are in a box of Lucky Charms? And maybe piling all the four-leaf-clovers into one significant spoonful, possibly enough to win the pot of gold at the end of the pick 6 rainbow with one swallow?

Masear Slips Up

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We're not monkeying around... enjoy this hilarious mountain goat...

Morrissette Stares Into The Abyss

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