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Party Hardy (from January/February 2024)

A peek inside the issue ...
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AUTHOR: Taylor
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SHARING IS CARING
  • At a party, a cactus with a bunch of hors d'ouvres stuck to it says "sometimes, Ceryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties"
  • A man in a suit, obscured by a cloud of pollution from a nearby city, asks a distraught looking woman "mind if smoke?"
  • A robot opens a door to a jukebox, and is shouting "where should i tell the DJ to set up?"
  • A disappointed looking man in a suit wears a nametag reading "hello, my name is hello." The caption reads "hello often felt awkward attenting functions and wearing "hello my name is" tags"
  • A circle of clapping people stand around a sleepy-looking man walking out his front door. Text: coming outside party
  • a bunch of possums at a party, holding wine and cheese plates. one possum is passed out on the floor, while another one says "he's fine, he just plays dead when he's had enough socializing"
  • Four panel cartoon featuring a raccoon saying "I think the question of "why" we're here is non-sensical. IT assumed there should be a reason or that some sort of power willed us to be - and I've never understood that Idea or how it could be comforting. "how" we're here at least has an answer: I am here as a result of my ancestors reproducing before their deaths - but that leaves a lot to be desired in the way of a "meaning" for one's existnce. Personally, I've stopped searching for meaning in my life. I intend on living out what's left of my brief existence indulging in material pleasures until i die and am forgotten in the ever-growing list of things that once were." In the last panel, a table of raccoons all stare blankly at the speaker.

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