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Pillow Talk (from December 2024)

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SHARING IS CARING
  • In bed, an ear swab says to an ear "we shouldn't have done that."
  • In the boardroom of "Johnsons' Feather Beds and Pillows" a CEO tells the rest of the table "as we all know, profits are down."
  • A woman in bed with a man playing a banjo turns to him and says "This has never happened to me before."
  • Two cell phones in bed, one is looking relaxed and the other one, glowing, exclaims "you found my volume button!"
  • A clown turns to a woman he's in bed with and says "want to hear something funny but kind of sad...?"
  • A couple in bed reading, the woman says "Why is it that you never move your lips when you read except when you're reading that book on ventriloquism?"
  • A couple in bed, the man holding a sign that says "world ends tomorrow." The caption reads "not tonight, Harry."
  • A woman turns to rest her hand on the shoulder of a bear that is in bed with her. The caption reads "Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."
  • Cartoon of John Lennon and Yoko Ono in a bed with a guitar and a sign that says "bed peace." In the window behind them is a mushroom cloud. Caption reads "we're gonna need a bigger bed."

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