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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

The Man Who Made Maple Sugar Candy

Each December Red Peters changed maple syrup into stars to give as Christmas treats to all the children on his street, he toiled over big boiling...

In Another Life

In another life I am tall, dark and handsome instead of stooped, bald and interesting looking. In another life I can see stars, galaxies, and...

Personal Success Strategies

Success strategy #423: Write down important things like upcoming appointment dates on the backside of crumpled receipts. Then stuff the receipts somewhere — but...

The Perfect Parent

The perfect parent doesn’t know when you sneak out at night with your friends, but always knows exactly where you are when you’re in...

Fly Me To The Moon

When I was a kid I thought a lot about the moon. We were in a space race with the Russians, those evil communists,...

What We Get

What he wants: Red Corvette V8 convertible, dual exhaust, stick-shift, spoiler, black leather bucket seats. What she wants: Used Toyota Prius or some other hybrid...

Interpreting Loud Noises

We are constantly bombarded with noise in our day-to-day lives. Most noises hardly even register in our consciousness because we’re so focused on the...

The Fad Diet Food Court

“The McCallisters and your brother’s family are coming over for dinner tomorrow. What should we have?” “I’m not sure what to make for the McCallisters,...

Time Out

Once in a while something so wonderful happens that we wish we could freeze time. But usually when your clock stops it just means...

PodShare

My generation used to dream about moving back to the land to weave hammocks and raise chickens on a commune. Today’s kids fantasize about...

More Than I Ever Wanted To Know

If information were edible I’d have put on about 1000 pounds in the past year. The newspapers, the TV, my family, friends, even people...

What Will You Do When Technology Steals Your Job?

The coming self-driving vehicle revolution will eliminate millions of jobs from the economy. Not only will jobs like taxi-driver (and Uber driver) and truck...
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Tomlinson Contains Multitudes

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THINK THIS THROUGH BEFORE YOU DIY

Ray Lesser Editorials 4
There are a lot of chores that I'm perfectly happy to let someone else do for me. It's not that I'm incapable of doing many of them. Yes, I know how to mow my lawn, or fix a leaky faucet, or change the oil in my car. But is that really how I want to spend Saturday morning, when I could, instead be working on the crossword puzzle and counting how many charms are in a box of Lucky Charms? And maybe piling all the four-leaf-clovers into one significant spoonful, possibly enough to win the pot of gold at the end of the pick 6 rainbow with one swallow?

Masear Slips Up

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We're not monkeying around... enjoy this hilarious mountain goat...

Morrissette Stares Into The Abyss

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This hilarious cartoon of the week is by Sarah...

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