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Editorials

from Funny Times co-founder Raymond Lesser

Cows

We once had cows where we lived. They weren’t our cows but they always acted like they belonged on our land and we didn’t. We...

Remembering What It’s Like To Be A Kid

I forgot what it was like to be a kid until I had kids of my own, and then I was too busy trying...

How To Remember To Forget

Everyone has had a few things in their life that they’d like to forget ever happened. That time in third grade choir when you...

The Lose 10 Pounds Following My Wife Around Exercise Plan

A couple of months ago my wife Sue noticed that her phone had a built-in app which kept track of every step she took...

Things My Family Must Do To Make Me Happy

I’ve worked my whole life to take care of you and make sure you had everything you needed or, depending on how you’re related...

The Political Apology You’ll Never Hear

I’m really sorry that I allowed corporations to become people. But you have to understand how much money they were willing to give me...

Getting The Most Out Of Life

How is today different from any other day? Will it be another in an endless series of wake up, drink coffee, work, listen to...

While We Weren’t Paying Attention

Other News From 2018 While we were busy obsessing over Robert Mueller and his investigation of the Trump Crime Family, and their ongoing relocations from...

Mamazon.com

Amazon has become the go-to place to fulfill all your shopping needs without ever having to leave the comfort of your phone. Mama has a...

The Man Who Made Maple Sugar Candy

Each December Red Peters changed maple syrup into stars to give as Christmas treats to all the children on his street, he toiled over big boiling...

In Another Life

In another life I am tall, dark and handsome instead of stooped, bald and interesting looking. In another life I can see stars, galaxies, and...

Personal Success Strategies

Success strategy #423: Write down important things like upcoming appointment dates on the backside of crumpled receipts. Then stuff the receipts somewhere — but...